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Monday, November 20, 2017
The iPhone X review
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Thursday, November 16, 2017
The putting out a fire writing
The Argument Script
By Oscar Ellis, Aston Evans-Parkes and Zane Taylor-Gee.
Characters: Francis Hugeman, Hobble Big Chap and BOB Big Chap
Francis: You're in, Hobble.
Hobble: Na, You're in Francis.
Francis: I’ll give some of my lunch if you're in.
Hobble: BLACKMAILER, Why are you trying to blackmail.
Francis: I not am not trying to blackmail you.
Hobble: Yeah, You are.
Francis: Nah, you want some of my chocolate Up n Go.
Hobble: Yes yes yes.
Francis: Nah, you be in
Hobble: WHY WHY!!.
Francis: Because I said so.
Hobble: WEll I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN I MIGHT AS WELL STEAL YOUR
UP N GO.
BOB: Stop the argument
Hobble and Francis: Go away BOB.
BOB: Calm down you two you need to stop fighting.
Hobble: Just go away BOB we can sort it out ourselves.
BOB: No you can’t
Francis: Go away you big thing.
Hobble: You can not help at all BOB you are making things worse.
Hobble: Your not making anything better BOB.
BOB: Just walk away and calm down.
BOB: Just have a break from each other.
BoB: because It will be better
Hobble: Think about it will be better
Bob: Thats right :)
Francis: let's have a try
Hobble and Francis go their separate way
BOB: Yay, I made things better for once.
Hobble pulls out Francis up n go and sucks the straw
Francis: Hey, That's mine
Friday, November 10, 2017
Scientists discovered an asteroid and a meteoroid will collide near Earth in the next 27 days. The scientists notice the abnormal activity when a huge rock hit one of Mars satellites and completely obliterated it. Nicholas Charkson the chief Astrodynamics for ESA predicted that the impact of the rock on the satellite would of split it in half creating an Asteroid and the smaller Meteoroid.
Thirteen days later
The scientists are panicking even more as the huge rocks get closer and closer towards earth and as they get closer and closer to each other. Michael Euipot the director of ESA and his Press director Bob Rögr tells the public that “There will be a huge collision between earth and both Rocks at the same time, it will happen in fifty six days that is all”, For a fact ESA lied to the world for a fact it will happen in thirteen days.
Eleven days later
Public panic has unfolded, protests outside ESA head office in Paris France and also in the other branches in Manchester, Milano, Brussels and Rotterdam. In the Netherland branch in Rotterdam, ESA Bunker has been completed with enough supplies for 3 years for all the ESA scientists and their families. The President of the United States is living in the states nuclear bunker and sadly the number of suicides since the announcement has spiked and population is in complete panic mode.
Thirtynine hours later
ESA Vault doors close as the collision is one hour away, and the computer estimates that it will hit Greenland. Suddenly the asteroid and meteoroid collide 1000 miles away from earth and rocks fly down through the atmosphere where most of them disintegrate. The bigger rocks hit away from earth but seven rocks get through down to ground level. One of the rocks coincidently hits ESA HQ in Rotterdam but most of them in hit Greenland.
The scientist make a phenomenal discovery that the rocks that hit Rotterdam and Greenland contained a new material that could supply all of Europe's power, but it weighed 560 tonne per 50 square meters, The rocks were transported to PPI (Paris Power Institute) and studied by scientists and they managed to liquefy the rocks turning them into Sertion the new type of ECO diesel petrol equivalent that works in most 21st century cars, planes boats and most of all generators. The three rocks now have been abducted by the sun and reduced to ash.
The scientific information for Sertion is 2c3o1H6Li, which stands for the atomic code. That is 2 Carbon, 3 Oxygen, 1 Hydrogen and 6 Lithium. The Atomic numbers for all of them are Carbon 6, Oxygen 8, Hydrogen 1 and Lithium 3. The atomic weight for the Sertion is 36.1174u ± 0.00281u.
By Oscar Ellis
Thursday, September 28, 2017
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
In a little vanilla town, there was tonnes of kids literally and tonnes of tonne weighing parents but there was one problem there were too many cats. One cat was skinnie and rest were insanely fat. One kid was called Fatty he owned the skinnie cat, He ate his cats food, the cat Hobo Jobo starved. Fatty was sick of cats, He made a phone call to the Pie Piper, He would come in 81 years when he had finished eating his 81,000 tonne pie, He got into his Cryogenic pod sets it for 81 years, hops in and freezes over and the time starts.
81 years later
He woke up to the fattest man he had ever seen, The pie piper, he came out of his pod the pie piper said “I have been here for 78 years I said I would be 81 months not 81 years” “OHH” said fatty the cats are this way please, the Pie Piper follows Fatty to the square where all the cats are keep for safety, He grabs his trombone and starts to play. All the people on the streets collapse all the dogs run off but the cats don’t hear a thing they get up out of the ditch and start to run off but the wrong way towards the houses they ransack everything and steal all the humans money and escape into the forest. All the humans wake up after the noise the Pie Piper gone with Fatty million dollar cat gone and thousand of angry villagers
Friday, September 22, 2017
This my name art made on scratch, It was quite easy for me.
I really enjoyed doing the O in the name because it was a bit harder than the rest and That would of also been my challenge. In the process of it I used my noticing learning nerve when I noticed that they were not in line and I used my imagining learning nerve when we were I was choosing the special effects.
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
This is my speech it is for a compation.
The theme we were set with was disasters.
I love disaster movies.
But real life is more interesting than a movie.
This is a real story that was told to me from a family friend and it is true …
Her and her husband were on holiday on the Malaysian island of Langkawi on Sunday 26th December 2004;)
They were enjoying the peace and quiet of a beach restaurant in the resort they were staying at. The hotel had a main building that was at the foot of the mountain and the accommodation consisted of individual units, like small chalets sprinkled up through the steep forest of the mountain.
The restaurant backed onto a rock face and the main seating was on piles on the sand and a lower platform over the water.
Shortly after they placed their order she could see her husband looking over her shoulder at something behind her. He was confused at something moving through the water in the distance at high speed. She looked where he was looking at the main beach. Something yellow and low in the water was racing at great speed and she recognised it as a capsized canoe before the chef behind the hot plate vaulted over the bench shouting “Go! Go! Go!”.
It was such a shock to them they just stared after him for a moment before the sounds of screams caught could be heard and they turned back to the beach. All the staff and holidaymakers on the beach were running for higher ground. Behind them a solid wall of dark water driving through the rocks. Again it took a moment for them to process what they were actually seeing, a tsunami coming straight at them. They saw a young man in hotel uniform grab an elderly woman who was unable to run and almost throw her up a palm tree. They learned later that she had survived because of his quick thinking with only some damage to the skin on her thighs.
They remember the deck at the back of the restaurant was narrow and the rock face made a natural wall that ran alongside it. They don't remember starting to climb. There next memory was looking back over their shoulders and seeing the water swamp the lower deck. The tables and chairs rose up and crashed against the railing of the upper deck. After that they only remember being at the top, shaken and overwhelmed by how unreal it all seemed.
They remember a tourist, a North American man in his 20’s, filming the scene even as people were climbing up the rocks and being horrified that he would stand in front of people in need as if they were a form of entertainment. Their sympathy was with the staff of the hotel, the majority of whom were local and none deserted their post to check on their own family or friends.
Disasters really do bring out the best and worst in people.
There was a large rock in the bay that was hidden under normal circumstances but as the wave went out again the force caused the water to fountain what looked like 15-20 metres in the air. If they had given any thought to tsunamis in the past it was regarding the power of the incoming water and had not considered the massive drag when it was outgoing and it was terrifying sight. Anyone caught would have been dragged out to sea in a moment, there was no fighting a force that great.
They said what they learned was: Keep yourself as safe as you can, don't drain resources that are not essential for you and stay out of the way of people who are making a difference. Don't be the person who makes it even worse.
This was a Tsunami caused by an earthquake which was 9.1 on the richter scale off the coast of Sumatra. The tsunami claimed the lives of approximately a quarter of a million people in 14 different countries.
While watching movies is really exciting, talking to someone who was there is real.
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
The Bike Race
On the 5 of september in 2017, Francis Bob Hugeman was snoring in his public toilet house, he looked at his calendar he yelled “I am dead”. He rushes to get into his XXXXXL made in China shorts and his morning shower in the flushing urinal. He thought about the track. he did not remember anything about it because he got into a toilet fight over his friend Jib Hob Fatman who gets the storage cupboard he lost so he slept in the toilet. He got on his unicycle and starts going on the 3 km bike ride to the Rainbow Jersey bike track bike track where he would complete in the Tri Uni 1256, He finished his radishes and step onto the startline and turns on the Ultra T5%67H Delta auto braking system puts his fome helmet on start pedaling backwards. The bike has 8 speed manual gear changes, the bike he is riding is a 100 year old unicycle, Meanwhile Hobble Fracis big chap hops onto his stolen TT bike and finishes his spam and his Kim Jong Un XXXXXXXXXXL shorts are stretched completely out, He sculled back his water from a old beer can. Francis Bob Hugeman sculled his water from his 1 cent bottle.
The gong went as all the other bikers went forward leaving Francis Bob Hugeman in dead last he went 12 meters when he was overlapped by the whole group then at 45 meters was overlapped again, Everyone finish while He is still on his first lap the crowds empty the stadium as he starts his second lap, Five hours after the race ended he started his third lap the sun had set when he crossed the line in dead last, He stays the night there badly that was just the qualifying rounds so he starts last from the start, he starts in Last place he is even slower than yesterday in the first 12 meters he is overlapped twice, the race finishes in a few minutes he has only done ⅙ of a lap midday hits and the sun is high in the sky, The race lunch is provided he is determined to finish. At 1pm he started his second lap. All the lunch has been eaten and again everyone is departing 4pm he started his last fastest lap. Francis started a pace of 0.1 meters per minute than 0.001 meters per minute then he gases it up to 1 meter per minute and is on the final stretch at 7.30pm, 3 hours later at 10.29pm and 59 seconds he crosses the line. Finishing 9 and a half hours after the other people there had finished but one person is still in the stands it's Hobble Fracis big chap.
After the race get on there unicycle and his stolen TT bike and start biking round the corner up the street and into KFC. They ordered 5 buckets of 1% free range chicken, They are ask to pay both of them sprint out and into subway and order 18 foot long sub with Swiss Cheese, Meatballs, Olives, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Tomato, Jalapenos with thousand island sauce. When they were given the Subs there sirens outside the police close in on Hobble and Francis they grab the bag and run out back, climb a Ladder onto the top of the building, They saw their bikes. Francis jumps and performed a 180 then bounces on his fat he is not hurt, so does Hobble and he is not hurt both of them run past the police and get on there Unicycle and The stolen TT bike and gas it down the road of into the full moon night.
Monday, September 18, 2017
F-16 fighter cruising over a grass plain next to the sea. The F-16 unique carbon fibre body, My art reflects the speed and sleekness of the F-16 plane. It is set at midnight a starless, cloudless night.
The art is by Oscar Ellis. It has won hundreds of awards. Limited time only, while stocks last.
Once upon a time
Francis Hole was riding in Bugatti Chiron through berlin he pulls into dollar house (his house) and walks in his 3km hallway to The Snail Shack his personal restaurant. He orders 80 snails with pepper, Francis Hole Eats all of them, He walks to his house back down the 3km hallway on his lamborghini segway and hops into his shark skin bed and sleeps for 4 hours then he goes back to the snail shack and eat 10 snail when the door falls down and Notey and Homaj comes out of with a ak47 and shoots the sealing the bartender rings police. The Notey rucksacks him and they get in there 2 peel p50 and straps him to the roof and drives into the Forest. Later the police arrive, the bartender is dead lying on the floor with blood bucketing out of the bullet holes with Francis gone and a trail of black tracks, Joe Joe and Inda Nori are put on the case.
Officer Nori and Detective Joe Joe follow the black tracks into pine forest where the tracks end they call in the dog squad. Officer Nori follow blood trails to a cave and call for back up, Two swat men arrive with a bug swatter and a M4 Carbine, They here screams and gun noises, They pursue with operation. Officer Nori gets his pistol out as they enter the cave, Once they reach the end of the cave Officer Nori Finds a UE Boom playing those sound, he finds the iPhone 6 that was playing the sounds. Detective Joe Joe takes the phone to The tech experts at BTE (Berlin Tech Experts) The use find my iPhone to find a lab in Munich, The swat forces close in.
Detective Joe Joe and Officer Nori and 22 swat men close in on Notey and Homaj’s lab, They surround the lab and enter, They instantly shoot the guards, No alarm rings. Joe Joe sees Notey torturing Francis, He pulls his potato gun and shoots Notey in the face but then Homaj sees him and gets his rapid nailgun, Nori gets his exploding parsnip gun and shoots it in Homajs ear, He blows up into a million bits of Human parsnip, Notey gets his mild curry powder spray out and sprays into Nori’s face, He dies as does Joe joe and also Homaj and Notey goes to Camp 22 in north korea and Francis lives yay!!!!ll.
Only francis lives happily ever after
Thursday, August 31, 2017
In a lab in the Sonoran desert a baby mammoth from Greenland had been shipped from nuuk to los angeles then driven in a chilled truck to USMA (United states mammoth agency, studies mammoths). Now they are getting ready for the defreezing process when its eye blinks then its other, The ice starts to crack the crack gets bigger and bigger, one of the scientists yell “containment anomaly” within second the team is there with M9 carbines aming on the ice, they turn the room temperature and evaluate all people in the room but the guards stay inside with the guns pointing on him or her. The ice finishes melting a mammoth lies there not moving an inch on of the guards is told to pull a bag of elephant seeds that they use to feed there 5 elephants he cuts open the bag and leaves it next to him or her, him or her lifts his head sucks up some seeds then put in her or his mouth then plays dead again, happens again and again till the bag is empty. They trick him or her to follow a trail of seeds into the free elephant cage.
9 months later
The process of finding another mammoth has reached nil but the progress has gone very well he has reached 3.9 tonne the cage is getting too small for him. His tusks are huge he can barely move, They are trying to get all the info from him they can. But he did not want food at night so he broke out into the desert he stomped off towards las vegas. The guards start to shoot the darkness the spotlight find the mammoth but it is too late he starts run but in another direction. They send out the off road SUVs to capture him they reach the end of the desert, He is gone into Utah. The State police are alerted but the media named Manoth avoids Salt Lake City he walks into Wyoming…
The state police capture Manoth and take him in a aircraft to a army base in New Jersey where he is chained in a aircraft base. The army men do not feed or let manoth drink, He gets sick and when they find out the spray him with a water jet, He sculls the water off the floor. Manoth breaks out of his cell and tramples three guard he walk across into New York state and continues to walk towards New York City Within hours of the mammoth crossing into New York state The New york state national guard assembles guarding the outside of the city.
6 hours later
The guards see something coming out of the trees it's a army truck followed by a huge mammoth almost trampling the truck it swerved and he rampages through the guard and into the out skirts. After 2 hours he reaches the city center a photographer takes a picture of the frightened Mammoth a Homeless person runs in fear, Manoth keeps running toward the hudson he starts walking across to Manhattan When the evacuated bridge collapse taking Manoth and zero people down with it. Yet again the Mammoth is extinct forever this time.
Monday, August 28, 2017
Back from the Beginning
Location: 11546 x 34898 y 54622 h or Planet 135 in orbit (6 light months away from earth)
Spacecraft: Modified PDM (planet destroyer missile)
Date: 2078, 24 of september.
Earth has crumbled into a population 73 billion as it grows bye 230 million per day. The richest have escaped onto 24 delta a deluxe “hotel in the sky”. As life on earth ends a crew of 6 people have escaped using a old russian missile to escape to another planet but that planet has never been inhabited. They have been orbiting for the last one and half months, as delta 24 is about to arrive with 100,000 people on board here to make a planet of there own, as the Delta government is about to nuke earth and the PDM is illegally orbiting.
Beep beep beep as the booster alarm starts as the 4 suns set and delta 24 gets closer. The engines fail as Felix yells “ Delta 24 has detected us and they are blocking the sun's, “engine failure” he screams. The ship starts to tilt to the planet, delta 24 shoots to subsonic missiles at them. Felix screeches “subsonics”, the team of aerodynamic scientists scrambles as the ship ever gets closer to the planet, Sarah brings the PDM nose down, they speed up. The subsonic missile misses by a millimeter as the PDM can see ground it's pitch black. Sarah manages to land PDM on the planet but the missiles are not far off…
Instantaneously there are 2 huge explosions to the southeast of them the blast wave cause the PDM to flip upside down, Delta 24 looms above them as the pressure of there huge blast decreases as the landing gear deployed about 1km up from the ground, the jet propulsion from the PDM flips them upright as they deploy their landing gear and push the base off the ground as they gas it at full thrust as the Delta 24 gets closer it’s 500m away. Sarah pushes the thrust lever to full, They get out of the way of delta 24 and again they shoot another missile at them but they get away as the missile explodes, They jet of over the horizon at 500 km/h. On delta 24 the chief officer John Mega Gig, is panicking about the poorer people and the rich people might merge they might get in and kill or torture them. In 869 valley they have begun inflating their base, the atmosphere is a carbon oxygen ozone layer so it's breathable. Back on earth the left side so africa has been fully nuke as the squadron further round, they are using 1000 megaton nukes called little bettybombs, Delta 1 sits above it's a shield that wraps round the planet with one entry and exit base and if you fly into the shield you will explode and it is also a army base for the riot soldiers who run earth the way the PDM escape they hijacked a cargo ship exporting gold and used there clearance code. “The delta ship ranging from 45-900 are the ones destroying earth” says Helena, “They will all come here after” says Michael quietly, They send the rover with Felix and Michael the rover starts its 2 hour drive…
To be continued
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
The concorde was and is the fastest passenger plane ever, It could reach 2140km/h but on the 25 of July 2000 all of it amazingness went down the drain as air france 4590. The reason for all of this was that some debris from a dc10 punctured the wheel which sent a chunk of the frame at 140km/h under wing piecing the wing and causing the planes rocket fuel the was feeding its 2 left wing engines, withen seconds the fuel ignited causing the whole wing to catch on fire by that time the plane and gone over slow down speed on 4.6 km runway as they started to lift off they flies for around 10 km before crashing into Hôtelissimo Les Relais Bleus Hotel near the airport and killing all passengers and crew and 4 people on the ground, 3 years later after the investigation had finished they shut down the planes, There are rumors that it might come back :)
Freshly picked Kalamata olives from the Milano countryside with thinly sliced pastrami and with delicious garlic cooked mushrooms then with a adding to ciabatta slices for an extra flavour.
Our famous pizza delizioso base with freshly picked italian herbs and cheeses shaked onto the thin base, Lightly baked in a oven at 120 degrees, The cheese melts to the garlic flakes.
Six Fresh Bruschetta served with diced Roma tomatoes, thinly cut pure italian red onions shared with Basil and pine nut pesto
Our famous pizza delizioso base with pure Roma tomato base sauce covered in fine italian goat mozzarella cheese with our La Mata basil over the melted mozzarella bring together a fine la margarita pizza .
Our famous pizza delizioso base with Roma tomato base added with cow's milk mozzarella spread over the roma sauce with thinly cut bits of chicken scattered across the base with diced plum tomatoes and with some of our finest basil and pinenut pesto dropped down in the cracks which of course would make a amazing Pollo Pizza
Our famous pizza delizioso base with Roma tomato sauce added cheddar cheese and most of all our pastrami dropped across the base with fine chopped pineapple and red onion scattered across the base which would out take on a hawaiian pizza
200g of lean steak from Italy's finest bulls with thinly sliced Duke of York potatoes baked in our pizza oven, coated in our freshly made sweet chilli gravy and of course with homegrown, freshly picked asparagus sprinkled over with red currants.
Creamy Fettuccini pasta with alfredo sauce and of course italian streaky bacon covered in Romano and Parmigiano with sliced scolded button top mushrooms and pure red onions and also normal cheddar.
One Venison sausage cooked fry pan with garlic and chilli with broccoli leaves boiled in from the Po river with herbs and spices and red currant juices and dried Peperoncino chilli touching to make a perfect meal.
Creamy Vanilla Panna Cotta coated in berry compote and fresh strawberry and blueberries, We prepare in a lovely flower mould it is the texture which brings the dish to life, with some mint with extra flavour.
Custard and coffee tiramisu with ladyfingers, mascarpone cheese and cocoa custard. Chocolate sauce coats a bowl with a signature dessert mint, this a fine delicacy made over 2 days
Mango puree sitting on top of a cooked and chilled baked mascarpone cheesecake with a thin organic wheat base, the mangos are grown on italy's hottests island blended in our blender, The base is made from crushed biscuits and salted caramel.
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